Clever Facebook Status

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Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b‘coz on the inside it‘s often a different story.

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You see a person‘s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

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Please don‘t talk to me, I get attached too easily.

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LOVE is when I can‘t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.

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Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)

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Money can‘t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

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The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

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I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never

ran out of money.

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STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

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GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can‘t laugh at yourself, call me … I‘ll

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Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.

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People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)

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When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

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My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

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No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

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Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.

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We should love, not fall in love. B‘coz everything that falls, gets broken.

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For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

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I am SINGLE because I haven‘t found someone who deserves ME.

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If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you b‘coz you are fair with them. It‘s like expecting a lion not to eat you b‘coz you don‘t eat lion.

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ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no

results.

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I feel like a Indiana Jones, b‘coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

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Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

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I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn‘t want to study :)

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I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect

her.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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My first name and your last name would sound great together.

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Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

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Can you see yourself the way others see you?

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Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.

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―Be Brave‖ Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

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I don‘t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

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My attitude is based on how you treat me!

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When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

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Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i‘ll be here for anyone :)

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If they can‘t do their part, they don‘t deserve your heart.

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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

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Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

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LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

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IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

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I‘m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

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Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.

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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I‘ll tell you more.

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There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

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I‘m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

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History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

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Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough

to admire it.

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Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

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Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

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We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

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Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

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I am not scared of dying, I just don‘t want to!

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Try and fail, but don‘t fail to try.

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People need to lose the attitudes today b‘coz I am NOT in the mood.

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Its not illegal unless you get caught.

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BUT is just a word you use when you‘re afraid to try.

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Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

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When your ex says you‘ll never find anyone like me reply that‘s the point.

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What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what‘s on the inside.

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You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

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Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

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If you really want to do something, you‘ll find a way. If you Don‘t, you‘ll find an excuse.

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It‘s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

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Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

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What if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP

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You know sweety, my lips won‘t just kiss themselves. Please help.

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It‘s not cheating unless you get caught.

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I was blinded by your beauty so I‘m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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I‘ve noticed you noticing me and I‘m just giving you notice that I‘ve noticed you!

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Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things

women remember.

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No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I‘ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

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The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

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When your enemies are making mistakes, don‘t interrupt them.

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No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.

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Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions

for you?

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Everybody is beautiful to somebody.

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Warning, it‘s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

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Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to

drag you down.

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Don‘t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.

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My life is open book but i don‘t allow everyone to read it.

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I don‘t like to think myself as ‗Special‘ I like to think myself as limited edition.

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Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..

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The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.

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You can‘t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it‘s no longer a mistake, it‘s a choice.

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Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

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I won‘t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don‘t understand a single word of what i am saying.

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I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.

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My mind tells me to give up, my heart won‘t let me.

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You can‘t handle my undivided attention.

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would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic

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like this if you like to like things

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If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.

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My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.

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You don‘t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.

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If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

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Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without

any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?

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When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.

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Sometimes even I‘M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

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People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see

who would be brave enough to climb it.

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I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

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People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn‘t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don‘t change who you really are..

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Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..

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There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I

enjoy every second of it.

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You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

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Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

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Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don‘t understand..

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I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

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Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and

somewhat scary information??

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Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize

for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

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I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

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Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but

then you realize it‘s just a bunch of crap you don‘t need.

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Either you control your attitude or it controls you..

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LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the

CAPTAIN.

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People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

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