Christmas Facebook Status

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greeting texts. We have the unique Christmas greetings for you. Spread the happiness with

Christmas greetings text.

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Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It‘s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS

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May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of

blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas

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When you have Christmas in your heart it doesn‘t matter what‘s under the tree.

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Santa won‘t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you‘d been a good girl.

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Please Santa, I‘ve been good all year .. most of the time .. sometimes .. Ok, Don‘t worry I‘ll buy my own Christmas presents.

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won‘t make it WHITE.

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From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of

Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

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May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by

loved ones!

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Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.

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To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..

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Dear Santa, I didn‘t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.

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Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.

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Wish you happy holidays season with unforgetable Christmas and New Year.

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Christmas is the season when you buy this year‘s gifts with next year‘s money.

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Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.

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―SANTA‖ rearranged is ―SATAN‖…I‘m on to you fat man.

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Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..

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I am dreaming of a ―White Christmas‖ Too bad it doesn‘t snow here..

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Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..

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It‘s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what‘s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.

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The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family,

kids and the one you love!!

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Dear Santa, I didn‘t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus

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As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to

others.

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share

the love, peace and forgiveness

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A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your

mother

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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it‘s only fair since you‘re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..

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I know it‘s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

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I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole

and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?

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May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of

giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving.

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X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday?

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May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled

with laughter.

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ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there‘s nothing you can do about it..

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To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have

stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..

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The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.

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well, that‘s Christmas over for another year..

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All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.

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We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.

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Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you‘re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!

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What I don‘t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a

Christmas present.

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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more

beautiful.

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

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Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

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The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

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Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and

Don‘t Drink and Drive.

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To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a very Merry

Christmas..

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Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one

of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year!

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Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to

give and be someones angel when they need it the most.

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May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled

with laughter.

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Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger!

Jesus is the reason for the season!

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It‘s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it‘s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.

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So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random

bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??

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when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we‘re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.

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Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who

put me on there Christmas list?

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