Crazy Facebook Status

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I don‘t care if you think I‘m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

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The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

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You don‘t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I‘ll train you. Make your appointment today.

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Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

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People say nothing‘s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

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I know I‘m crazy. Don‘t ruin my moment.

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Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn‘t catch their eye, they won‘t bother to read what‘s inside.

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I‘m shy at first, but once I‘m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

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When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I

want your kiss …… Oh I‘m just so crazy about you.

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People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don‘t.

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My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every

morning.

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If there‘s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

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Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

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I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.

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Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just

for her. Crazy World

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When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

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We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

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Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

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The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

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That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn‘t reply.

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Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

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We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different

devils.

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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

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If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!

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I‘m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

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I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

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If Harry Potter is so magical then why can‘t he fix his eye sight?

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People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with ―lol‖ should be shooted :)

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If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

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I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

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At least I can still smoke in my car.

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I don‘t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

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I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

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If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

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Don‘t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.

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Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after

tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

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I have not failed. I‘ve just found 10,000 ways that won‘t work.

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My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my

dreams.

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Don‘t think too much, you‘ll create a problem that wasn‘t even there in the first place.

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Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?

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The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

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If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.

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All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that‘s their own fault.

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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a

tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

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Being single doesn‘t mean you don‘t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

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If you stop telling lies about me, I‘ll stop telling the truth about you.

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Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

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When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I‘m doing to read it.

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Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

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A wise man once said, You can‘t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

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Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…

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People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain

the same..

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My head is telling my heart ―I told you so!‖.

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Some people should try thinking, it‘s not illegal yet

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I‘m not crazy, I‘m just special.

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I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you‘re crazy..

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Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can‘t stop me! I broke my off switch..

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Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and

leave them there?

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Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.

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i haven‘t lost my brain it just couldn‘t handle my ideas so it left

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I‘ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..

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When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices

inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

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I don‘t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that‘s the reason why i smile all the time..

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Does anyone else get scared when a text reads ―Can I ask you a question?‖

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You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

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If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts

whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

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I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what

you know they know, you know?

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Wonders if its bad when I‘m talking to myself and I‘m not even listening…

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It doesn‘t matter what people say about you. It matters what you‘re going to do to them after they say it!

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The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I‘m way worse…

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Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore,

money does grow on trees.

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OH MY GOD, The rain‘s wet..

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You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

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They don‘t know that we know they know we know.

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Press ―like‖ if you are crazy.

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Being stupid is its own reward.

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The strawberry shampoo doesn‘t taste as good as it smells.

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