Naughty Facebook Status

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If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)

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Two word‘s guys hate DON‘T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

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A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)

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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy

the waking hours much more.

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People make the world go around but at some point don‘t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second

lover.

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I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

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Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I‘ve been doing since 15. ;-)

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In every circle of friends there‘s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don‘t have one? Then it‘s probably you.

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Time to put that wall back up, I won‘t be fooled again.

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Facebook‘s next update, allowing you to check other people‘s private messages.

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I hate people that starts tweets with ―I hate people that.‖

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When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‗Like‘ button.

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Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something

dreadful happens.

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Poke me now if you‘ve ever had a crush on me..

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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

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Why don‘t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

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We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

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A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

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Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it‘s half full. I‘m just happy to have a glass!

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The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in

jail.

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Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

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Practice makes perfect, But nobody‘s perfect, so why practice?

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If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why?

Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..

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I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..

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hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

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Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.

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There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

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Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

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Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click

Control + W.

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I don‘t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.

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If you don‘t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.

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