Hilarious Facebook Status

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Disappointments are just God‘s way of saying ―I‘ve got something better.‖ Be patient, live life, have faith.

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I have learned that sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.

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The only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing

else to offer them but myself.

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Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything or do anything in particular,

but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.

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There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.

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Distance should not be a factor in a relationship but communication, trust and commitment

should be.

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The past is your lesson. The present is your gift. The future is your motivation.

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Live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.

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Today I will do what others won‘t, so tomorrow I can do what others can‘t.

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Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

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Don‘t waste your time with explainations. People only hear what they want to hear.

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Being single is a good feeling, no drama and no heartaches. But sometimes it gets lonely and you

miss that feeling of being taken.

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Many people have told me that I have changed but the truth is I think I‘ve just found myself.

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Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.

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Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

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Relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave &

even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.

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Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

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Heart is the greatest cheater in this world because it makes thousands of different excuses to stay

in touch with the person you love.

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I‘m not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

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Remember that your greatest talent is so much more powerful than your biggest fear.

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A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.

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Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.

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Don‘t feel bad if someone rejects you, People usually reject expensive things because they can‘t afford them.

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One of the biggest flaws of people are pretending to be blind to their own mistakes but do not

pretend deaf towards the mistakes of others.

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I don‘t care how many people are in the world BUT I only want you.

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The longest you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.

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You can learn so much from your mistakes. So don‘t regret them learn from them.

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It doesn‘t matter how nice you are, as soon as you leave the room there‘s always going to be someone who talk about you.

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The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and

laugh with you after the hard times pass.

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Race can not be won by accelerating on top gear but It can be won only by changing the right

gear on right time.

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Go for someone whose not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and

effort just to be with you.

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If you keep your eyes, mind, and heart open…love, kindness, intelligence and wisdom will enter.

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No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all

notice your mistakes.

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Never say good-bye because good-bye means going away, and going away means forgetting.

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The most elastic element of the world is TIME; It maximizes the minutes when we are missing

someone special and minimises the hours when we are with someone special.

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When I tell you ―I love you‖ I don‘t say it as a habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that‘s ever happened to me.

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If you don‘t hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

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Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.

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You can close your eyes to the things you don‘t want to see, but you can‘t close your heart to the things you don‘t want to feel.

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Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.

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You can‘t always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

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Sometimes it‘s not the song that makes you emotional, It‘s the people & things that come to your mind when you hear it .

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Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.

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Everybody says, mistake is the first step of success but the real fact is correction of mistake is the

first step of success.

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When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.

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Relationship is not holding hands while you understand eachother. Its about having lots of

misunderstandings & still not leaving each other‘s hand.

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Strong people stand up for themselves. Strogner people stand up for others.

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Life can be happier & stress free if we have all that we desire. But time will give us all that we

deserve.

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Whenever you don‘t understand what‘s happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say… GOD I know it is your plan, just help me through it.

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Don‘t worry about people that are in your past, there‘s a reason why they didn‘t make it to your future.

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Now a days people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice.

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It‘s not being in love that makes me happy. It‘s being in love with you that makes me happy.

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If you Don‘t build your dreams, someone will hire you to build theirs.

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We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.

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When someone says they have a question to ask, you think of all the bad things you have done

recently.

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If you want to fly with eagles than stop swimming with ducks.

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A good understanding comes only after a long war between two hearts.

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There are two ways to get everyone to hate you. Either do something wrong or do something

really right.

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Making me happy doesn‘t require a lot of effort. Actually your presence is just enough.

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The one who falls and gets up is much stronger than the one who never fell.

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Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has problems. Some people just know how to deal with it

in a best way.

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Relationship with GOD is the best relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will turn

out fine.

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I know GOD has bigger & better plans for me than I have for myself.

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Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong ones.

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Everything will change and it is going to be beautiful and better then ever before.

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Bad attitude is like a flat tyre. You can‘t reach anywhere until you change it.

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The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching.

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Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE.

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Save me, I‘m drowning in a sea of love!

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When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won‘t get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

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Be the one who everyone wants, not the one who everyone‘s had.

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People tellin me I changed, that‘s exactly what I‘m gettin so I‘ll never be the same.

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Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only

those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

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Winners don‘t do different things, they do things differently.

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People wait until they have enough time to do what they dream. It is 99% sure it will still be a

dream at the end of the life.

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The best nicknames are the ones people don‘t know they have.

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Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity

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Smile, it‘s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wifi internet.

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Press the star below and watch it glow..

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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don‘t know when.

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Best friends listen to what you don‘t say..

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Dance like no one‘s going to put it on youtube.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

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Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of

control.

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In 2013 I‘m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..

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Take my advice, I don‘t use it anyway.

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The best thing about being me, I‘m a limited edition…there are no other copies!

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When they ask me what I liked best, I`ll tell them it was you.

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everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.

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Smiling does make it a little bit better.

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You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.

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If at first you don‘t succeed, redefine success.

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I wouldn‘t say you‘re stupid. You are, but I wouldn‘t say it.

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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don‘t know when.

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Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

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War doesn‘t determine who‘s right, it determines who‘s left.

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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a

work station..

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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it‘s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it‘s for them?

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slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

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Hindi Facebook Status

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old,

I know it is.

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